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I love this two morons
https://youtu.be/mQfU3h6E5mE

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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊只差一积分了

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以上為
Kollektivet – Æøå 的歌詞

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We got Æ Ø Å
I don't need your rock and roll
I'm rocking Æ Ø Å

We got Æ Ø Å
I don't need your pornography
Get it done by Æ Ø Å

We got Æ Ø Å
I don't need your crack cocaine
Cause I'm high on Æ Ø Å

We got Æ Ø Å
I don't need the iPhone 5
I got Æ Ø Å
Just gonna have a look at that

I don't need Lady Gaga
Gaga got Æ Ø Å

[Outro: Barack Obama]
Hello, Mr. President? Um, the Norwegians
They have a bigger alphabet than us
What? Bigger?
My fellow Americans, we have reason to believe
Norway has weapons of mass destruction

Ga-ga-got Æ Ø Å *explosion*

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What makes you think you're qualified for this job?
Well
Æ Ø Å! I got Æ Ø Å!

Champagne for everyone, on me!
How will you pay for that?
Funny
Æ Ø Å, I got Æ Ø Å

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Æ Ø Å

Baby let me give you some Æ
Then I'm gonna make you Ø
C'mon, let's get it Å
Take it slow from base to base
Then I Æ Ø Å all over your face!

Æ Ø Å
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å
We got Æ Ø Å
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å

We got Æ Ø Å
I don't need your big fat ass
I got big fat Æ Ø Å

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I feel so small
But we must not forget
That size matters

And we've got the biggest alphabet

We've got 29 letters, you've only got 26
Let's see how big you are
When you suck our fucking vowels

Suck my Æ Ø Å
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å
(Sham one!)
We got Æ Ø Å
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å

We got Æ Ø Å
After X Y Zed
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å
There is no more Mr. Nice
We got Æ Ø Å
We got a great big alphabet
And it's a matter of size

Bigger, better, stronger, faster
With ÆØÅ I am the Mæstør

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The American Dream is to be supreme
The bigger the better, the biggest ever
Size matters

It's David versus Goliath
You're the kickdrum. I'm the high hat
Size matters

You took a giant leap for mankind
We took a small step for cheese
Size matters

We write stuff on paper
You write stuff on a fucking hill
Size matters

More isn't less, it's more
Size does matter
Size matters

For every actor that we got
You've got a cast and a crew and a millionaire with that
Size matters

I complain about my belly fat
You die from it. I can't compete with that
Size matters

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ÆØÅ
ヾ(*ΦωΦ)ツ

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jeg elsker dig ~
~mads Mikkelsen

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“Small-town boy in a big arcade
I got addicted to a losing game
Ooh, ooh    All I know, all I know
Loving you is a losing game
I don't need your games, game over
Get me off this roller-coaster ”
-- Duncan Lawrence 《Arcade​》

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lmao that is a really awful line right there

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“Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.”

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回复 29# cherrilyn083089

so why don't you pick me up???

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I'm a trash ………

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回复 27# cherrilyn083089


    Me: North Korea

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the guy who wants to ask me out : from 1 to America, how free are you tonight ?

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wassup guyyysss

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no shit sherlock

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(*ˉ︶ˉ*)(๑•̀ㅁ•́ฅ)

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