英国一家庭想雇佣“斯内普教授”作为家教，酬金高达660元一小时

节译自《镜报》，https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/we ... -real-life-15014782

（前两天的新闻，好几家报道了。我想不是洋葱新闻吧，但不确定是不是某个家教网站的广告。我翻译得很糙，原文为准）
a pair named Kate and John revealed that their son Toby is struggling with science lessons.

They said: "We are looking for someone to help him outside of school, but we want to make it as fun and engaging as possible for him.

"Toby is a Harry Potter fan, so we are looking for someone to create Harry Potter-themed lessons for him.

"We want someone who will put 100% effort into the lessons, basically transforming our kitchen into Hogwarts!"

一对名叫凯特和约翰的夫妇透露，他们的儿子托比在科学课程上有些费劲。
他们说:"我们正在寻找学校以外的人来帮助他，但是我们希望尽可能地让他感到有趣和愉快。"
"托比是哈利波特的粉丝，所以我们正在找人为他创建哈利波特主题的课程。
"我们需要一个全身心投入教学的人，把我们的厨房变成霍格沃茨魔法学校!"

They added that the role will involve the tutor dressing up as a characters like Professor Snape and Professor Sprout and teaching chemistry, biology and physics under the guises of potions, herbology and flying lessons.

As well as getting into costume, the tutor will need to have at least four years of experience tutoring or teaching science and a strong knowledge of J.K. Rowling's wizarding world.

For the right candidate, the parents are willing to pay £75 an hour and they'll also cover expenses for wands, quills and other magical supplies.

他们补充说，这个角色需要家庭教师穿戴成一个角色比如斯内普教授和斯普劳特教授，在魔药、草药和飞行课的掩护下教授化学、生物和物理。
除了要习惯穿巫师服装，这位家教还需要至少四年的辅导或教授科学的经验，以及对 j.k. 罗琳的魔法世界的深入了解。
对于合适的候选人，父母愿意支付每小时75英镑，他们还将支付魔杖、鹅毛笔和其他魔法用品的费用。
感想：1.有钱人家的孩子真的太爽了吧！！！每小时75英镑差不多是英国最低工资的十倍_(:з」∠)_
2.对哈迷来说cosplay容易，但有四年的辅导或教授科学的经验很少啊_(:з」∠)_
3.披着魔法的外衣，教一个11岁的男孩子科学——想想也不容易啊！