I feel so small
But we must not forget
That size matters
And we've got the biggest alphabet
We've got 29 letters, you've only got 26
Let's see how big you are
When you suck our fucking vowels
Suck my Æ Ø Å
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å
(Sham one!)
We got Æ Ø Å
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å
We got Æ Ø Å
After X Y Zed
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å
There is no more Mr. Nice
We got Æ Ø Å
We got a great big alphabet
And it's a matter of size
Bigger, better, stronger, faster
With ÆØÅ I am the Mæstør |